Dear John McCain,
You are a jerkface.
The more you smirk, interrupt people, and continue to spout off ridiculous erroneous statements, the more I'm sure I will be involved in civil unrest if you are elected.
You were a selfish scumbag before the campaign, and you are one still.
You make me throw up whenever I see your blinky-eyed, self-righteous, angry face and hear your petulant little-schoolboy voice.
With no fondness whatsoever,